30 days of truth and fun

So I thought HELL YEAH I'LL DO 30 DAYS OF TRUTH :)

It's a cool little thing that you do for 30 days (no shit) and each day you tell a different truth (once again.. no shit)
Here it goes :)

1st truth - something you hate about yourself.

Oh wow, one thing? I think it would have to be my inability to resist food.

I love food, and I love food all the time. So far it's not really caught up with me, but trust me, by the time it does- I will be a beached whale. Reckon the main culprit is chocolate. If I had to choose something else, I'd say I hate the first impressions I sometimes give to people. Pretty much all my friends have said that when they first met me they thought I might be a bit fake because I seem too happy, and a bit excitable, but that's just because I think it's exciting meeting new people! I hate the thought that people wouldn't want to get to know me because of that, but luckily anybody who has said that, has also said that after a little while that got used to it, they

realised I was just being me and really liked me! And that's all gravy.

It's made me rather worried for college though - hopefully I'll be able to chill my beans by the time I go to college. I'll just have to keep saying 'be cool' to myself constantly.

Speaking of cool, here's a polar bear dancing on his tippy toes.

This was fun :)

See you tomorrow!

Ooh, I'll have a slice.

OM NOM Kellan Lutz. Sexiest mothafudger alive.. maybe. Excluding Adi Ki.

III need help. From you.

I want Kellan Lutz to see this drawing.

Please SPAM THE FUCK outta him on twitter, til he finally gives in and views my shit.

Kthanksbye.

<3

Damn, if only she'd photoshopped my chubby legs a lil more. That pose did me no favours ;D

Photography - Elly Lucas.

DON'T YOU BLOODY TOUCH THEM- THEY'RE MINE.

I've realised I'm insanely protective.

Of family?... no.

Of friends?... no.

Of anything of any importance whatsoever?... no.

I am protective of silly things. Bands. Singers. Actors. Actresses. Films. Songs. Videos. Photos.

For me, there is nothing worse than falling in love with something amazing... something that nobody knows about... and then a couple months down the line it's like BAM every fucker loves 'em too.

It gets to the point where I don't even want to express my undying love for such things, in case people google it and fall in love also.

Some may say, why would you want to not share something amazing?

I spit on those people and answer "Because I FOUND THEM FIRST".

EXAMPLE TIME, KIDS.

There once was a time when I loved Justin Bieber. That's righ

t... I was a belieber.

Now, I loathe that child (in a 'I hate you, but if you showed any interest in me I would fall to my knees crying, begging for forgiveness and kissing your feet' kind of way)- Not only for his shiny, perfectly placed, swishy hair and devilishly handsome face, but for the fact he's so goddamn famous. It just doesn't feel speshh anymore.

YGM BLUD?

Look at how shiny it is.

I would tell you the band that brought on this rant, but I wont- cos they're mine.

Agh, I'm such a bitch.

GAGAGAGAGA FOR GAGA.

Dum dum dummmm

Said I would... although it's already been seen on facebook.

If Lady G and I had babies, they would be wonderful.

That is all.

MODEL??? ME???

Today an actual REAL, HUMAN, PROPER, QUALIFIED, PORTFOLIO-DOING, AMAZING AND DID I MENTION REAL PICTURE-TAKING PHOTOGRAPHER decided they wanted to take pictures of me.

YESSSSSS (said in that Primary School way; seeing how long you can hold on your 'ssssss') *Grasps air and pulls towards myself in a 'Get in there my saannn' fashion*

So yeah... maybe I did have to beg this person... but either way she eventually gave in and realised if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

And VOILA, here I am... announcing my début into the modelling world!

Kay..... so that's not gonna happen. In fact- there's little chance I'll even go to the shoot since I lack those pretty slips of paper with shiny silver bits on, often known as MONEY.

Either way my fellow bloggers, my point of this post is blatant searching for love. SO GIVE IT TO ME.

... Please :)

I will leave you with one of my latest shots...

FIIIIEERRRRRCCCEEEEE!!!

Arrrr... t

I'm feeling a little lonely in the blogging world.

So I'm gonna trust my art and hope it entices

you in ;) Hope you like!

Some of these were 5/10 minute jobbies (the water colour baby), others (the top one, which I did a year and a bit ago) took FOREVER. Well, it felt like it anyway...

Lemme know what you think - A brand SPANKIN new Gaga drawing will be up in due course ;)