Wednesday, 16 June 2010

DON'T YOU BLOODY TOUCH THEM- THEY'RE MINE.


I've realised I'm insanely protective.
Of family?... no.
Of friends?... no.
Of anything of any importance whatsoever?... no.

I am protective of silly things. Bands. Singers. Actors. Actresses. Films. Songs. Videos. Photos.

For me, there is nothing worse than falling in love with something amazing... something that nobody knows about... and then a couple months down the line it's like BAM every fucker loves 'em too.

It gets to the point where I don't even want to express my undying love for such things, in case people google it and fall in love also.

Some may say, why would you want to not share something amazing?
I spit on those people and answer "Because I FOUND THEM FIRST".

EXAMPLE TIME, KIDS.
There once was a time when I loved Justin Bieber. That's righ
t... I was a belieber.
Now, I loathe that child (in a 'I hate you, but if you showed any interest in me I would fall to my knees crying, begging for forgiveness and kissing your feet' kind of way)- Not only for his shiny, perfectly placed, swishy hair and devilishly handsome face, but for the fact he's so goddamn famous. It just doesn't feel speshh anymore.
YGM BLUD?

Look at how shiny it is.


I would tell you the band that brought on this rant, but I wont- cos they're mine.

Agh, I'm such a bitch.

GAGAGAGAGA FOR GAGA.


Dum dum dummmm

Said I would... although it's already been seen on facebook.


If Lady G and I had babies, they would be wonderful.
That is all.

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

MODEL??? ME???

Today an actual REAL, HUMAN, PROPER, QUALIFIED, PORTFOLIO-DOING, AMAZING AND DID I MENTION REAL PICTURE-TAKING PHOTOGRAPHER decided they wanted to take pictures of me.

YESSSSSS (said in that Primary School way; seeing how long you can hold on your 'ssssss') *Grasps air and pulls towards myself in a 'Get in there my saannn' fashion*

So yeah... maybe I did have to beg this person... but either way she eventually gave in and realised if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

And VOILA, here I am... announcing my d├ębut into the modelling world!

Kay..... so that's not gonna happen. In fact- there's little chance I'll even go to the shoot since I lack those pretty slips of paper with shiny silver bits on, often known as MONEY.

Either way my fellow bloggers, my point of this post is blatant searching for love. SO GIVE IT TO ME.

... Please :)



I will leave you with one of my latest shots...







FIIIIEERRRRRCCCEEEEE!!!

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Arrrr... t




I'm feeling a little lonely in the blogging world.
So I'm gonna trust my art and hope it entices
you in ;) Hope you like!
Some of these were 5/10 minute jobbies (the water colour baby), others (the top one, which I did a year and a bit ago) took FOREVER. Well, it felt like it anyway...


Lemme know what you think - A brand SPANKIN new Gaga drawing will be up in due course ;)